Many years ago whilst laying poolside, with boring mock tail in hand, heavily pregnant, pondering how our life was going to change when the wiggly, hiccuping, indigestion creating, creature would arrive. I noticed a chubby, happy, white baby being overly protected and totally enthralled by a Balinese woman in a smart white uniform in the hotel garden. I thought hmmm what’s going on there ? Then out if the corner of my eye I saw a couple in their Bali going out finest ( shorts, Tshirt, dress and thongs) wander over and kiss the baby and wave goodbye and pretty much skipped off into the sunset. The white suited woman tickled and sang as the baby giggled in delight. I thought to my self I have got to get myself one of those.